Smile when it Hurts.
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
he touched the butt
she touched the butt
they touched the butts
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!