Smile when it Hurts.
laughing out loud by myself at 2 in the morning
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
Some people take this website to seriously.
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."