Smile when it Hurts.
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
dont forget this gem:
this entire post just made my day
Go forth noble warriors
THIS FUCKED WITH MY HEAD FOR A GOOD TEN SECONDS
I totally thought this was one of those douchebag-poses-with-a-tiger pictures for entirely too long a time.
For a second i thought it was the same gif after watching the adorableness of the first one; some weird optical illusion…
laughing out loud by myself at 2 in the morning
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining